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Title: Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim

Genre: Casual, Indie

Developer:

DirectDoggo

Publisher:

DirectDoggo

Franchise:

Dialtown

Release Date: 14 Feb, 2022


About This Game


Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y’know, but you CAN’T LIE TO GOD.


Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I’m being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.

The game’s a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There’s several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who’s extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.

Such is the life of Randy.

Anyhoo,

Dialtown has many features, including:

  • A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
  • Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown’s visuals aren’t just different, its writing is just as out-there!
  • Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens’ lives!
  • Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has over 15 endings at present, at least 25 endings will be available at the end of development.)
  • A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH’s Synthonic Orchestra.
  • The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*

(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot’s whereabouts at this time.)

So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! ‘Course you are! After all, I’ve got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don’t exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.

Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.

*(Warning, may actually contain cords)

Reviews

“Honestly? The game’s fine, okay? Now, untie my son, and back away from him, okay?! I gave you what you wanted, just let him go!”
65/100 – Metacritical

“As shoddy as your first shop project.”
40/100 – Dad

“Please, GOD, if you can create me, you can uncreate me too! Just let me die, father!”
NA – Dialtown Protagonist

System Requirements

    Minimum:

    • OS: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 2750 MB available space
    • Sound Card: ???